I'm too lazy to write my lore out, but I'm too anxious about what people think to leave it completely empty.
So here's the deal: I build stuff with code, win hackathons when I'm not procrastinating, and watch football sometimes.
I also like to build things to avoid paying for things. And no, I am not broke, my hourly is like 10x more than some of the monthly subscriptions. I just hate proprietary software.
My dream is to retire and live on an island (with high Internet speed) and build open source alternatives of everything.
Outside of my boring programmer life, I guess I love jazz & classical music, creative writing, and meeting new cool people (like you!).